Warning: Retired Person On The Premises1in100A funny retirement card for someone who has earned the rest. A grinning bloke in shades and a Hawaiian shirt reclines on a deck chair with a "RETIRED NOT EXPIRED" mug, thinking "I've earned this!" beside signs reading "Knows everything and has all the time in the world to tell it."Warning: Retired Person On The Premises
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EVERY GREETING CARD
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The place where
EVERY GREETING CARD
sends a FREE 1in100 chance to
WIN £100✦
The place where
EVERY GREETING CARD
sends a FREE 1in100 chance to
WIN £100✦
The place where
EVERY GREETING CARD
sends a FREE 1in100 chance to
WIN £100✦
The place where
EVERY GREETING CARD
sends a FREE 1in100 chance to
WIN £100✦
The place where
EVERY GREETING CARD
sends a FREE 1in100 chance to
WIN £100✦
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